he-doesnt-exist:

I’m getting this tattooed on my ass

abwhoretion:

 

“Hello Lifealert”

“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

“… is your refrigerator running?”

“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”

(Source: theamericankid)

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

chickensandwich:

i am such a cuddly little baby because i like to be snuggled and i like to feel kisses on my neck and i like to sleep and feel you breathing on me and i just want to be close and feel a connection

hi, i look something like this ^^ maybe we can meet up sometime c:

ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vagisodium:

who deflated this dog

tavrosstrider:

motivationstuck:

seven-assses:

here’s a long overdue beforus set of anxiety flashcards! i’ve had such an overwhelming amount of positive feedback from the last set, so i’m really happy to have helped so many. feel free to print these out for your own personal use! <3

(also it was crappy google translate but damara’s says ‘masturbating reduces stress levels’ wink wonk)

DAMARA OMFG

i really need this ;u;

vriska-serkitty:

mytardishaswings:

petuniathewanted:

astropsyche:

im just gonna bring this back since its so accurate

Oh, I’m egotistical

Were these written by Karkat or something 

BULLSEYE

(Source: giardiniera)

easterbunnymund:

the comments on be my bad boy